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- looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
- looking at myself right now: how embarassing
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» When your classmates make stupid grammar questions...
“Is ‘we’ with an ‘e’ or an ‘i’?”

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Shit Beyonce Says (Set 2) ♔
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- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
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- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
- me: the internets broken
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