3. kushandwizdom: Click here for more personal quotes

    kushandwizdom:

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  4. delusionofgrandure:

    yesimbeyonce:

    THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN

    OH MY GOD THIS IS ME 100%

    Thank you internet, I have been waiting for this.

  8. merosse:

    TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

    • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
    • Me: “So, what will it be?”
    • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
    • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
    • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
  13. oxzygen: c-onfusedillusion: evoleur: stillimperfect: “damn right i support it” so much respect for him. bless u macklemore macklemore, you’re a king

    oxzygen:

    c-onfusedillusion:

    evoleur:

    stillimperfect:

    “damn right i support it”

    so much respect for him.

    bless u macklemore

    macklemore, you’re a king

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